Bad Santa : Mince Pie Hot Sauce

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Like all good ideas, our new BAD SANTA hot sauce was born in a pub after one too many beers.

The Fahrenheit Elves love to cook almost as much as they love to send you beautiful packages brimming with books and merch and when they bumped into the boys from BRIGHTON HOT STUFF (the brains behind our hugely popular Batch 451 hot sauce) crazy drunken plans were hatched.

Our twisted hot sauce ninjas took all the ingredients you'd expect to find in your favourite festive mince pies :

  • Apples
  • Raisin
  • Dates
  • Cranberries
  • Brandy
  • Vegan Butter
  • Golden Syrup
  • Nutmeg
  • Cloves
  • Vanilla
  • Lemon Juice
  • Orange Zest

and then they cooked it all up with a carefully selected blend of

  • Smoked Jalapenos Cillies
  • Dutch Red hillies
  • Carolina Reaper Chillies.


We road tested it on some of the coolest cats in some of the best/worse dive bars we could find - here's what they had to say...

"This is the best, dumbest idea I've ever heard."
"You made what?"
"Four words for you mate, MINCE. PIE. BLOODY. MARYS."
"Why does this hot sauce taste like mince pies?"
"Crazy bastards..."
"Christmas presents sorted. Put me down for half a dozen."

The perfect gift for the person  who has everything BAD SANTA MINCE PIE HOT SAUCE is also genuinely one of the best hot sauces we've ever tasted - the fellas from BRIGHTON HOT STUFF have really outdone themselves this time.

BAD SANTA is 100% Vegan, made with 100% natural ingredients and comes in re-fillable glass bottles (zero single-use plastics here thank you very much).

BAD SANTA is available in 50ml or 150ml sizes and is an EXTREMELY LIMITED EDITION which we expect to sell out very quickly.